he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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