this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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