Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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