its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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