Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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