Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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