last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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