we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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