Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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