I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Actions speak louder than pants.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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