Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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