It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My vagina is officially offended.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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