this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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