i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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