My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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