Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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