Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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