That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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