that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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