He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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