Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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