I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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