real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Randomize
