We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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