You really coming over, don't trick.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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