I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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