he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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