last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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