his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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