brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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