I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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