yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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