He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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