Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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