She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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