the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Less talking, more tequila
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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