I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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