What a fucking waste of an outfit
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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