the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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