): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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