Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?