Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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