he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Do vagina's smell?
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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