Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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