i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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