I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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