I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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