i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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