dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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