So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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