My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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