On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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