i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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